A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the husband realized the next day that he'd need his
wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first
to break the silence (and
LOSE), he decided to write
on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at
5:00am.' He left it where
he knew she would find it.
The next morning, he
woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00am and he had
missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper read, 'It is 5:00am. Wake up.'