Sick Leave

Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 1:04 PM By: Burnt KoRn

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My coworker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be
a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few
days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and
walked out of the office. When my coworker
followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you
think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

  1. cdu avatar

    On Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 3:19 PM, cdu said:

    ha

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