Repairman in the nut house.
A repairman is walking through a mental institution
He Comes up to the first room and
sees a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm out
of here," replies the man.
The repairman wishes him well and continues on
In the next room,
there's a guy
imaginary golf club.
"What the hell are
YOU doing?" he asks.
"I'm Arnold Palmer.
As soon as I make a
hole in one I'm out
of here!" replies the
The repairman shakes his
head and comes up to the
next room. There's a guy
sitting naked balancing a
peanut on the tip of his
"What the hell are YOU doing!? "He asks.
"I'm f'n nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"