Repairman in the nut house.

Sat, Mar 10, 2012 at 2:00 PM By: Burnt KoRn

A repairman is walking through a mental institution
He Comes up to the first room and
sees a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm out
of here," replies the man.

The repairman wishes him well and continues on
his way.

In the next room,
there's a guy
swinging an
imaginary golf club.

"What the hell are
YOU doing?" he asks.

"I'm Arnold Palmer.
As soon as I make a
hole in one I'm out
of here!" replies the

The repairman shakes his
head and comes up to the
next room. There's a guy
sitting naked balancing a
peanut on the tip of his

"What the hell are YOU doing!? "He asks.

"I'm f'n nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"

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