Blonde's really are smart!

Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 12:32 PM By: Burnt KoRn

]This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blonde's are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blonde's really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she
gets down to the task at
hand.

Her husband arrives home at
5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room
and finds his wife lying on
the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, "Yes".

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove
to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it
by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
it said:




"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

  1. KoRnSpawn-919 avatar

    On Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 5:09 PM, KoRnSpawn-919 said:

    lmao :D

  2. cdu avatar

    On Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 2:32 PM, cdu said:

    ha!

  3. Tammie avatar

    On Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 1:25 PM, Tammie said:

    LOL!!! Love blonde jokes!!!!

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