Prenuptial

Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 3:23 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Its a sad state when a guy cant take 3 damn min's to post a joke every day...=-(
Our baby turned 2 so we were bussy planing and having a party and yada yada yada lol
any way I am back at it..hope you get a chuckle out of this one!


An elderly couple in their 80's were
about to get married.

She said, "I want to keep my
house."

He said, "That's fine with me."

She said, "And, I want to keep my
Cadillac."
He said, "That's fine with me."

She said, "And I want to have sex 6
times a week!"

He said, "That's fine with me. Put
me down for Fridays."

  1. Burnt KoRn avatar

    On Wed, Mar 7, 2012 at 2:21 PM, Burnt KoRn said:

    HAHA nice one Wind

  2. cdu avatar

    On Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 6:49 PM, cdu said:

    Comedy battle is on!

  3. Wind Dancer avatar

    On Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 4:29 PM, Wind Dancer said:

    After being married for fifty-five years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
    He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
    She asks..... "What does that mean?"
    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
    She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely. .... What about I, J, K?"
    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
    His left eye is still swollen....but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future.
    :oD

  4. KoRnSpawn-919 avatar

    On Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 3:40 PM, KoRnSpawn-919 said:

    Hahaha :P

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