Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a
White powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
Then he says, "This is
powerful medicine. You can
only use it once a Year. All
you have to do is say '123'
and it shall rise for as long as
Harry then asks, "What
happens when it's over, and I
don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies:
"All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But
be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and
puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying
next to her says, "123."
He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... Just
as the medicine man had promised.
Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you
say 123 for?"
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T END A SENTENCE
WITH A PREPOSITION!!!