The pickle slicer

Mon, Feb 27, 2012 at 2:38 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to
confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had
an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He
vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks
later, Bill came home
and his wife could see
at once that something
was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?"
she asked. "Do you
remember that I told
you how I had this
tremendous urge to put
my penis into the
pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed.

"Yes, I did." he replied.

"My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."

  1. bayley avatar

    On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 10:46 AM, bayley said:

    Haha thats funny

  2. cdu avatar

    On Mon, Feb 27, 2012 at 2:56 PM, cdu said:

    nasty

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