A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it:
You are washed up and I am taking over now." The old rooster says, "I
tell you what, young stud; I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs."You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just
to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch
of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -
BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes
his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story? ...
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always
overcome youth and arrogance!