My wife and I were in bed watching a funny show on FOX (Family
Guy) where they mimicked "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".

When the show was over, I turned to her and asked, "Hun, do you want
to have sex?"

"No." She answered.

I responded with, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes." She promptly answered.

Then I said, "Well then, ok, I'd like to phone a friend."

That's pretty much all I could recall of that night.