Joke of the Day/ Fire at work
Did you here about the middle aged woman that demanded her husband get SOMETHING to make his penis bigger?
So he did, she 104 pounds 21 years old and her name is Alice.
Explosion at work today...about a 4 foot fire ball shot out of an electrical panel fried my whole machine. I was at lunch or I would have probably been standing right in front of said panel. I would have been PISSED if my hair and beard got fucking burnt off!!!!
Closest guy was 6 or 7 feet away. No one hurt so that's a good day.