Joke of the Day/ Fire at work

Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 12:57 PM By: Burnt KoRn

Did you here about the middle aged woman that demanded her husband get SOMETHING to make his penis bigger?

So he did, she 104 pounds 21 years old and her name is Alice.

Explosion at work today...about a 4 foot fire ball shot out of an electrical panel fried my whole machine. I was at lunch or I would have probably been standing right in front of said panel. I would have been PISSED if my hair and beard got fucking burnt off!!!!
Closest guy was 6 or 7 feet away. No one hurt so that's a good day.

  1. Tammie avatar

    On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 8:31 PM, Tammie said:

    Someone with the name Alice? WOW LOL!!

  2. pfloydmaster avatar

    On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 6:32 PM, pfloydmaster said:

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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