1. SING ALL OF MY FAVORITE SONGS!! NOW !! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!!
2. I'M YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN AND YOU BETTER KNOW MY NAME!!
3. MY LIFE IS SO FUCKED UP I SWEAR!! SEND ME A FUCKIN EMAIL
4. DON'T CHANGE- EVER! SING THE SAME SONGS FOR 20+ YEARS WITH A FUCKING SMILE ON YOUR FACE DAMN IT!

5. TOUR FOREVER!! WHO NEEDS FAMILY!!
6. LET ME TOUCH YOU- ANYWHERE!!! I BOUGHT YOUR CD, THEREFORE I OWN YOU!!
7. LOOK AT ME, RIGHT HERE!! THE ONE IN THE CROWD THAT'S SCREAMING!!
8. ONE MORE SONG!! WHO NEEDS OXYGEN, SLEEP, WATER, AND RELAXATION!!
9. I BOUGHT THIS FUCKING TICKET! WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR GAS, DRIVE TO THE VENUE, STAND IN LINE WITH EVERYONE ELSE, FIND A PLACE TO STAND, GET PUSHED AROUND AND TO TOP IT OFF, YOU DIDN'T SMILE AT ME!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
10. DUBSTEP?- WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU LIKE, I WANT TO HEAR WHAT I LIKE
11. 8 MILLION FANS AND YOU CAN'T REPLY TO MY COMMENT- I HATE THIS BAND...
12. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR KIDS IN MONTHS- WHO CARES? HOLD MY NEWBORN, SMILE AND TAKE THIS FUCKING PICTURE!
13. I PLAY THE BASS TOO! FIELDY NEVER EVEN HUGGED ME !!WTF?
14. I BOUGHT THE GAME SESSION VIP, SHOULD I BRING PAJAMAS?
15. THE SHOW STARTS AT 730PM, THERE'S 40 PEOPLE AT THE MEET AND GREET, IT'S 645PM WHY THE HELL IS THE BAND SIGNING MY POSTER SO FAST?
16. CALL MY BROTHER ON MY CELL!! HE WILL NEVER BELIEVE I MET YOU
17. I'M 17! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BE YOUR ROADIE AND TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH YOU?
18. I CAN WEAR ADIDAS TRACK SUITS AND DREADLOCKS AND STAND IN THE AUDIENCE JUST TO FREAK YOU THE HELL OUT!! CHECK ME OUT!!
19. I'M CRYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOU!! WOOOOOOO!!
20. I MISS HEAD, I MISS OLD KORN, OLD KORN WOULD KICK NEW KORN'S ASS IF OLD KORN WAS HERE...THATS WHY IM AT NEW KORN'S SHOW. I'M WAITING FOR OLD KORN TO SHOW UP ONE DAY AND IT'S GONNA BE ON UP IN HERE!!!

AHHH THE PRICE OF FAME!! GOTTA LOVE IT!! KEEP BANGIN!