If You Were Korn

Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 10:26 AM

You are KoRn. It's a few decades from now. Albums not selling, shows canceled due to lack of interest, JD had to sell off one of his mansions to pay off a lawsuit, Fieldy's running a for-profit Church sect, Ray is doing sessions for birthday parties, and Munky is dressing like a homeless hipster becasue he actually can't afford anything else. And it's only getting worse.

So. Decision time. Do you, as the collective mind of the band decide to

a)Pimp out your brood to pedophiles.
b)Sell drugs to your fans so that they get as dependent on your contraband as they once were on your music. Profit.
c)Sell out so hard it crushes the world's figurative balls.

It's a tough call, but someone's gotta make it.

Replies to This Posting

  1. Re: If You Were Korn

    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    ADandelion wrote:
    You are KoRn. It's a few yearsfrom now.

    Fixed for you.
    Love me some music.

  2. Re: If You Were Korn

    Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Thank you Alex. It's such a comfort knowing I can count on someone to point out my mistakes early on.

    Can I start running all my posts through you for beta proofing?