Cellular Tellophones

Fri, Apr 12, 2013 at 2:15 PM

There was once an incredibly sad time in human existence when people had to yell really loud when they wanted to communicate with one another over large distances. While this could work at first, people ran into trouble when they wanted to talk to their Icelandic lover for a long and their voices became hoarse from yelling "I LOVE YOU" over and over. And chat rooms were just torture back then, gosh, nobody could follow a conversation at all, what with all the other people yelling about their children needing to come home for supper. So, when Willie Rubber of Nosex, Nevada came up with the idea for Cellular Tellophones people were estatic!! Finally, one could talk to their Lichtenstenian Lawn Mower Repairman simply, and without need of water or honey-flavored tea. It was a stupendous day!! So, folks, give ole Willie a hand and thank him for your cellphone!! God Bless you and God Bless Eritrea!! (really, seriously, Eritrea probably needs that.)
mlukec

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  1. Re: Cellular Tellophones

    Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    Utter and complete no talent trash writing!!! I spit on you!!!

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